What's in a name?

A lot, depending on who thinks it belongs to: Early birds hit back

"On behalf of all early risers, may I say how much we are enjoying the lighter mornings now that we are back in "real" time. I agree with Peter Martin (letter, 31 October) that changing the clocks is nothing but a nuisance...'

It would seem having the PM moniker confers much gobbiness on the owner. So now I can add another to the vocal crew...

Wasn't me guv! This time...