One's gob is smacked

I know a headline like 'Major global blue-chip will say anything to flog tat' is not exactly news, but this left me... almost... speechless:

New Zealand schoolgirls find there's no C in Ribena

Just how low will they stoop?

And heaven forfend one affects the legal process at any stage.

Mail - The schoolgirls who cost Ribena £80k for its vitamin fib