Monday, February 19, 2007

Logical regression

Police chief calls for heroin to be available on the NHS

Does this mean I can ask my GP to prescribe me a pint of daily cider to feed my habit and stop me committing the crime of blogging that such idiots should lose their jobs?

Actually, to drag this into the Junkk-zone, maybe we can prescribe litter-louts unfettered and unfined opportunities to throw the wrong kind of paper in the recycling bin.

Let a whole new department and sub-quango be created forthwith!

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