There are those who write for the major media. Those who they write about. Those who pay to read it. And the real world.

I don't pay. But I do read 'em. Mainly because I have to. But when you come across stuff like this - Three is the magic number - you just have to wonder.... why? Or maybe... who?!! Or, just settle for a: 'do what'!!!!!!?

I don't think I can add much to what a few less than impressed posters have already.

The whole overpaid, inbred world of the idle broadsheet generation has truly lost the plot.