Way too much time on his hands

It's OK, MPs are recycling hot air

"How, I hear you ask, did your old chum W. A. come to be the leading "green guru" (dread job description!) to all three major parties?"

To be deadly, if unfashionably, serious juts this once, for a scribe the mandatory is also to live only within the London C (as in 'centric')-zone.

That way the fool-miles are easier to justify:)